hour 3: paris is burning

sexual interest is literally the only reason anyone would ever encourage anybody to do a poetry reading.

HELEN
saff’s been arrested

ATHENA
what?

DITE
omfg stop
what did they arrest her for? bad poetry?

HELEN
it’s not funny!!!!

ATHENA
does she have a lawyer?

HELEN
OF COURSE SHE DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKING LAWYER

DITE
calm down they’re not going to put her in jail
she’s a co-ed at a party it’s not a big deal
she might get a slap on the wrist

HELEN
she’s already IN JAIL DITE it’s already a big deal!!!!

DITE
athena please calm her down

ATHENA
well...

DITE
christ not you too

ATHENA
it’s just she’s not really a co-ed at a party
she’s a coed at an arson

HELEN
what

DITE
what????