i have a secret

it's not a bit i literally do have a secret

i know you guys didn’t get paid content in february but i promise promise promise it was for a really good reason, and that you will get TWO contents this month. the really good reason exists and i will tell you about it, but i can’t tell you about it now, and i can’t even tell you about it on monday BUT i can tell you a PART of the good reason on monday!!!

i think you guys will be excited. i am excited. i really am almost done with the paid chilliad content and here’s a teaser:

the first week of having a baby is like.

it’s like.

okay. so the first week of having a baby, it’s, penny feels like, it’s sort of. 

look, honestly, the real truth is, penny has absolutely no memory of the first week that mac was born. she thinks that probably it went okay, because mac is still alive, and doesn’t seem to hate her. he refuses to breastfeed, which other women might feel rejected by but personally penny had hated it so much that it feels more like he’s kind of giving her an out. she knows she’s pretty sleep deprived but she just thinks maybe she and this kid have, whatever, an understanding. 

love u mean it xoxo!

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