YOU CAN NOW BUY MY BOOK

(it's not the chilliad)

SURPRISE!!! I WROTE A BOOK & IT'S COMING OUT VERY SOON!

isn't that crazy??? isn't that nuts??? lol. i wrote something and they paid me for it, that's coco bananas, honestly.

that being said, you can now preorder WE HEXED THE MOON, which is a book about four best friends who fuck around with The Moon and then very quickly Find Out about The Moon. it is also about:

• how we cope with living at what feels like the end of the world

• how our families are all so Messy

• how being a girl is impossible no matter what Way you are a girl - and the myriad Ways there are

• how ferociously you can love your friends

• how badly you can fuck up with them anyway

• how you probably shouldn't fuck with The Moon because, lowkey? she's kind of a bitch.

so how do you get this book??? WELL.

it's a little funny because the novella version is coming out in the UK first (it was shortlisted! for a prize can u believe?) and is available for preorder there now. an expanded, full-novel version is coming out in the US in early 2026. you can pre-order the novella here. you can register your interest in the 2026 expanded U.S. edition here.

• i don't actually have a real official release date for the U.S. edition so you'll just have to be patient. but i promise not to email you about anything else til there's a (pre-)order link!

ok that's it. i really can't wait for you guys to read it. i think it's good! i do actually think it's really good.